Aldous Huxley Quotes

I never can understand how anyone can not smoke it deprives a man of the best part of life. With a good cigar in his mouth a man is perfectly safe, nothing can touch him, literally.

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

I like to be comfortable.

I love foot rubs, too. I'll take one whenever I can.

I think that comfort is underrated in a lot of ways.

I care more about my pipe than about fame and honors.

Everyone loves feeling comfortable. But it's actually completely useless.

[Smoking] was a comfort, an occupation, a drug, a casual habit, a distraction, a way to not eat, a way to not pay attention, a way to not feel.

Tobacco is the tomb of love.

I've always found, give me a pack of cigarettes and a couple of beers, and I do better with that than I do with torture.

We don't get concerned with stuff like pressure. We just do what makes us feel good.

I don't use supari at all, as that gets stuck in your throat.

I love to play, and I love what it brings to me. It's such a healthy life, and to me, it means everything.

There's nothing better than sitting in a hot tub.

Paradise for me, at this point, would probably be tacos, video games, and my lady. Just hanging out and eating tacos and not getting big.

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.

The worst drug of all by far is tobacco; the death toll from tobacco is just overwhelming.

While we lie tumbling in the hay.

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.

If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

Cigarettes and coffee, man, that's a combination.

No one smokes because they like the way it tastes. If we did, they'd make cigarette-flavored cookies, candy, ice cream. What is this? Marlboro fudge with nuts? Give me a scoop of that, willya? She's gonna have the Menthol Swirl with the Camel chip.

This blessed gift of smoking!

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.