Jimmy Dean Quotes

I find old women at weddings and funerals attractive; I have this weird mortality thing.

I'm not getting old, I'm getting dead.

We're not getting any younger.

I hate getting old, but I'm sticking with it!

I guess I'd like to get old and die, in that order.

Retiring is just practicing up to be dead. That doesn't take any practice.

Every time I think that I am getting old, and gradually going to the grave, something else happens.

If you're not getting older, you're dead.

Every time I think that I'm getting old, and gradually going to the grave, something else happens.

I am getting old, so I really don't like clocks.

My father passed away at, like, 87.

No one looks forward to getting old do they?

The romance of life begins and ends with two blank pages. Age and extreme old age.

It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.

What will I be doing in twenty years' time? I'll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?

Old age is the verdict of life.

We usually say of ancient persons, that they have already one foot in the grave, and the rest of their life is nothing else but the bringing of these feet together.

I have to tell you I never in my life anticipated getting this old, this fast. It seems as if I were 25 just a few days ago.

People are so damned afraid that one day they might wake up and discover that they've grown old.

Time, in general, has always been a central obsession of mine - what it does to people, how it can constitute a plot all on its own. So naturally, I am interested in old age.

I don't have a fear of aging or a fear of death.

It is old age, rather than death, that is to be contrasted with life. Old age is life's parody, whereas death transforms life into a destiny: in a way it preserves it by giving it the absolute dimension. Death does away with time.

The minute you're born, you're getting older.

You can't put off being young until you retire.

Not even old age knows how to love death.