Sloane Crosley Quotes

I love ice cream.

With a doughnut in each hand, anything is possible.

If you're going to have a piece of pie, have it. I love pecan pie - but it won't be with ice cream; it won't be with whipped cream.

Believe me, I love a good chocolate chip ice cream. I'm not going to go for some lousy version of it. If I'm going to have it, I'm going to have a really good one. I believe in treating yourself occasionally to something.

Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.

I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.'

I always have ice cream in the house. I have a bowl of it, and then a bit more. One of the greatest pleasures in my life is going back and getting a second half-bowl. The first bowl is just the prelude.

I'm not saying I don't enjoy the days that I'm not eating chocolate cake. But I do particularly like those days when I am eating chocolate cake.

I sure do enjoy my ice cream. And I consider a pint a good start.

Even a small amount of dark chocolate can be exquisitely satisfying if you meditate on it.

My favorite splurge is homemade chocolate cake and vanilla ice cream or a Sausage McMuffin with egg or scalloped potatoes or turkey yanked right off the carcass and dipped in gravy or See's chocolate.

Pudding is my favourite part of any meal and I always have one if I can manage it.

When in doubt, pig out!

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

You can't beat a bar of chocolate between cheap white bread - there is nothing like it.

Anything which is sweet, I couldn't resist but would pick it up and eat.

Everyone loves feeling comfortable. But it's actually completely useless.

Conversation was irrelevant. Only pie mattered.

Sure, I eat because I have to. But I also eat because I want to. It is one of life's few pleasures.

Rare indulgence produces greater pleasure.

In my opinion, there's no condition in life that can't be ameliorated by a dose of junk food.

It's never too early for ice cream.

Restraint is the golden rule of enjoyment.

I know that I am essentially a sort of fun-loving person who really just wants to sit around and eat pies.

Give me a glazed doughnut, and a bottle of anything... to go!