P. G. Wodehouse Quotes

I'm an energy vampire. I just suck off everybody's energy. But I give it back.

The rut I was in with the people that I had been previously been with it took the heart right out of me.

Just because you have stopped sinking doesn't mean you're not still underwater.

If, after spending time with a person, you feel as though you've lost a quart of plasma, avoid that person in the future.

One must separate from anything that forces one to repeat No again and again.

I cannot love a soul so dark it eats up others' light

I watch the people I hang around, 'cause if you hangin' with people who still got their foot in the street, that really involves you as well. It's definitely all about the company I keep. If you don't want anything to do with the streets or whatever, but you got everybody around you in the street, you just as much a part of it as they are. A lot of times it's very hard; you gotta straight cut off people, you know what I mean? If it ain't good for you, you just gotta turn your back to it.

It takes a lot of energy to dull the soul and not hear its voice

I guess it was the first time I really thought about leaving. I don't just mean Iron Maiden, I mean quitting music altogether. I just thought, 'Nothing is worth feeling like this for.' I began to feel like I was a piece of machinery, like I was part of the lighting rig.

Good masters generally have bad slaves, and bad slaves have good masters.

The most violent friendships soonest wear themselves out.

The Japanese eat, sleep, and breathe golf; the only thing they don't do is actually play it, because to get on a course, you have to make a reservation roughly 137 years in advance, which means that by the time you actually get to the first tee you are deceased. Of course, in golf this is not really a handicap.

Marriage is so unlike everything else. There is something even awful in the nearness it brings. Even if we loved someone else better than - than those we were married to, it would be no use. I mean, marriage drinks up all our power of giving or getting any blessedness in that sort of love. I know it may be very dear, but it murders our marriage, and then the marriage stays with us like a murder, and everything else is gone.

The guy who broke up with me... he was exactly like you, in the beginning. Charming, and nice. They're all like you in the beginning. But I always end up like this. And I can't do it anymore.

I'm so tired. I don't know if I can ever outrun how I used to be.

i laced my shoes with sorrow and walked a weary road dead end streets don't come undone with double knots wing tipped shoes that walk on air through vacant lots

I'm numb and I'm tired. Too much has happened today. I feel as if I'd been out in a pounding rain for forty-eight hours without an umbrella or a coat. I'm soaked to the skin with emotion.

At a certain point your brain stops to rationalize things. At a certain point it gives up, shuts off, shuts down.

My daddy used to tell me not to chew on somethin that was eatin you.

If you're tired and pooped out all the time, do you have love and compassion in your heart for your fellow man? You don't even like yourself!

Poisonous people do not deserve your time. To think otherwise is masochistic.

Life's accumulation is more discouraging than life itself, when stirred up.

In the morning, we carry the world like Atlas; at noon, we stoop and bend beneath it; and at night, it crushes us flat to the ground.

I don’t think there’s enough of her left.

Maybe the theatre isn't any place for a reasonable human being after all. It keeps your emotions in such a constant state of upheaval. It's really terribly wearing. I wonder if I could stand it, one emotional upset after the other just going on and on for the rest of my life.