Laura Schlessinger Quotes

So are you going to be my knight in shining armor or what?' Kent does a little bow. 'You know I can't resist a damsel in distress.

Young women are still looking for a prince on a white charger to come over the hill or for Mr. Rochester to appear. We all pretend we're right-on feminists, but underneath that, there's still the bedrock of romance.

What makes you think I'm giving you a ride?” “Because I'm a damsel in distress,” she said. “And you are a knight in whatever. A really dirty car.

I would slay dragons for you,” he told her. “I suspect that finding an unoccupied bedroom will be easier.

I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.

In most movies there is a Prince Charming who rides up and saves the girl.

I grew up watching 'Superman.' As a child, when I first learned to dive into a swimming pool, I wasn't diving, I was flying, like Superman. I used to dream of rescuing a girl I had a crush on from a playground bully.

When I was a child I liked watching shows about bounty hunters and Canadian Mounties. I liked the 'Lone Ranger,' I liked shows where the guy saved the girl from the villain. I just liked those kinds of things and I wanted to be a guy like that, you know, that would save the damsel in distress.

Let's face it: Some of us need our burly men to come rescue us.

There's a tendency among some male writers to make the women in their stories weak and needing of rescue so that their hero looks like a manly man.

Unfortunately, any girl - unless you're playing the action hero - is going to end up at some point handcuffed, gagged, and waiting for the hero to save her.

A wood carving of Quixote on his nag Rocinante graced my childhood home.

Women are conditioned to believe Prince Charming is going to come and sweep them off their feet.

GFY' is about the thin line between love and hate. It's about statements that are said out of anger that unfortunately cannot be taken back.

I've always fancied being a bit of warrior, on a horse swinging a sword around, sorting out the men... Oh yes, that sounds lovely.

Hunky Heroes, rescuing distressed women, captive princesses, and girls without wheels since 1684. p. 450

Britain is no longer totally a white place where people ride horses, wear long frocks, and drink tea. The national dish is no longer fish and chips, it's curry.

People of all kinds are waking up. Even people passionate for Obama realize even that knight on a white horse isn't enough to roll back the oligarchy. I'm seeing a lot of action on the left as well that is never reported. But the Tea Party response is the most visible and the initiative they show is the most recognizable.

There's damsels in distress out there, and we got all this beer.

Alas!... what is it, valiant knight, save an offering of sacrifice to a demon of vain glory, and a passing through the fire of Moloch? What remains to you as a prize of all the blood you have spilled, of all the travail and pain you have endured, of all the tears which your deeds have caused, when death hath broken the strong man's spear, and overtaken the speed of his war-horse?

You know, if my life was a horse, I’d shoot it. (Susan)

A Gentle Knight was pricking on the plaine.

Don't listen to the lies, I swear they all lies. You know I could be your knight in shining Armor All tires.

The white horse of heroin will ride you to hell.

Won't you ride my white horse?