Karl Pilkington Quotes

I hope I die before I get old.

We have a limit, a very discouraging, humiliating limit: death.

Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.

Everything I do has the tinge of the finite, of my own demise. At some point you either accept death or you just keep pushing it back as you get older and older. I've accepted it.

I don't think of death in a romantic way anymore.

It must be understood that, as adults, we are all terminal.

At my age flowers scare me.

You only live twice. Once when you are born and once when you look death in the face.

Death is a zero sum game for which there is no cure.

Not even old age knows how to love death.

These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they're both going in the ground soon!

The death clock is ticking slowly in our breast, and each drop of blood measures its time, and our life is a lingering fever.

Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking toward me, without hurrying.

I'm not going to be here forever. I don't plan on going anywhere, but I don't know anybody for whom death is an exception.

We all have to die some day. Not very many immortals have shown up in this world.

Even if you live to be a ripe old age, you live long enough to see the people you love pass away.

All us got a due date. All us got a death sentence. One day, we gonna die.

Father Time is the enemy none of us can beat.

I have not long to live. I have lasted more than a man's average allotted span, and while I still am hale and hearty, I know full well the hand of time , while it may miss a man at one reaping, will get him at the next.

We are all terminal.

Death comes for us all. Even for kings he comes.

I used to believe I was going to live forever. And then you suddenly become aware that you're not.

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

We die only once, and for such a long time.

Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but you just accept that it's more or less inevitable.