Dizzy Dean Quotes

Sometimes when I'm on the phone, someone will say, 'Yes, Mr. Yeoh.' And I'm thinking, 'I'm not Mr. Yeoh, man.'

[On President Kennedy's assassination Nov. 22, 1963:] Something dreadful is going to happen to the president today.

We've had experiences where the president's been shot, but never had a situation where the vice president shot somebody.

Let me be clear. 'The Good Father' isn't a handbook on how to assassinate the president.

In 2012, I received a phone call from the family of Arsala Rahmani, the Afghan senator with whom I'd become friendly. That morning, a gunman had pulled up alongside Rahmani's vehicle, idling in a crowded intersection, and shot him point blank.

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!

There's never a dearth of reasons to shoot at the President.

I think it was in Moscow last year and I got changed for training the day before we played Moscow, but the fact is they actually wanted to do John's, me and John were next to each other and they did mine by mistake. John had done them I think. So yeah it is true.

The whole campaign was a tragic case of mistaken identity.

I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I said, 'I am.'

I was there the night John Lennon was shot, three blocks away. It left a lasting impression on me.

You can't talk about attacking or assassinating the President of the United States and you shouldn't be able to.

I'm spinning records and I look across the restaurant and I see somebody who looks Asian. And I'm like, "Yo, that looks like Yoko Ono." I'm like, oh, I can just meet - that's going to be great. Then I look carefully and I'm like, "That's not Yoko Ono, that's Bruno Mars." And it was Bruno Mars. That just happened recently. I was bugging out. Because that was totally not Yoko Ono at all.

In June 1968, five days before my mother's forty -sixth birthday, the world fell apart again. Sirhan Sirhan shot Bobby Kennedy, who died the next day. Why were people shooting all the Kennedys? Had the country gone mad?

Dallas is where Kennedy was shot, and that's where I was put in jail.

The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "Right here, officer."

To suggest that it's OK to assassinate a president, I think is a felony. And I think that it should be.

I kill kings and presidents first, and next all capitalists.

I've been followed home late at night. I've been shot at on the highway.

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

History is a blood-drenched enigma and the world an error.

The light has gone out of our lives and there is darkness everywhere following Gandhi's assassination.

Hitler is a dancing dervish. He must be shot down.

Twice in her life she had mistaken something else for it; it was like seeing somebody in the street who you think is a friend, you whistle and wave and run after him, and it is not only not the friend, but not even very like him. A few minutes later the real friend appears in view, and then you can't imagine how you ever mistook that other person for him. Linda was now looking upon the authentic face of love, and she knew it, but it frightened her. That it should come so casually, so much by a series of accidents, was frightening.

Down by the river, I shot my baby dead.