Suzanne Collins Quotes

Sandy: Boy, you must really think I'm stupid or something. Jeff: Ahh, no one would call you stupid, to your face.

Yeah what were you doing at Wrestlemania? Ohhhh yeeeeah I'd like to know. You weren't there to gloat were you? No I guess you weren't.

I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.

I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. In the meantime, dream of large women.

Great humorists are great insulters.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.

I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who's easier to make fun of than your mother?

Laugh at your friends, and if your friends are sore; So much the better, you may laugh the more.

I think, in moderation, taunting is a part of life.

I love when people talk trash.

Are you stupid or did you just take lessons?

Whistler,' Manet called. 'How's your mother?

Please, Lord Maccon, use one of the cups. My delicate sensibilities.” The earl actually snorted. “My dear Miss Tarabotti, if you possessed any such things, you certainly have never shown them to me.

It's salt. Why don't you sprinkle some on me, honey? Aren't I just good enough to eat?

If there's anyone still present whom I've failed to insult . . . I apologize.

Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts. Bones to Gregor

I don't know what you may have seen fit to tell her, Venetia, but so far as I understand it you could think of nothing better to do than to beguile her with some farrago about wishing Damerel to strew rose-leaves for you to walk on!" Damerel, who had resumed his seat, had been staring moodily into the fire, but at these words he looked up quickly. "Rose-leaves?" His eyes went to Venetia's face, wickedly quizzing her. "But my dear girl, at this season?" "Be quiet, you wretch!" she said, blushing.

How was I to know idiocy was only a temporary condition, especially in your case? It never has been before!

How many times have I laughed at you telling me plainly that I was too lazy to be anything but a lawyer.

You know what you sound like? A jealous girl friend. And how are things on Planet You Wish?

Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty." Gideon Wyeth:"Why?" Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty.

Screw you," I told him in a low voice. "Are you offering?” "From what I've heard, there isn't much to screw," I shot back.

I like sarcasm. I like snark.

Hey!" I screamed, waving the jacket, running to one side of the monster. "Hey, stupid! Ground beef!

Nonetheless, I can't help but be flattered that you noticed the latest addition to my collection," he said. She rolled her eyes. "Because personal injuries are such a dignified thing to collect." "Are all governesses so sarcastic?