Florence King Quotes

I came to hate the complainers, with their dry and crumbly lipsticks and their wrinkled rage and their stupid, flaccid, old-people sun hats with brims the breadth of Saturn's rings.

Satire is focused bitterness.

I hate everybody.

I would like somebody to be hated more than I am.

Sadly, I hate foreigners. And Americans. And animals. And flora, and some fauna. Also the magma that is the very core of this our mother earth. I'm full o' hate!

I just don't want to be around people who don't hate everything in their life right now.

Didn't you ever notice how it's always people who wish they had somethin' or had done somethin' that hate the hardest?

Cynicism is the humour of hatred

What do you get out of hating people, out of having this bitterness in your heart always?

Cynicism is the humor of hatred.

Now when you hates you shrinks up inside and gets littler and you squeezes your heart tight and you stays so mad with peoples you feels sick all the time like you needs the doctor.

I'm still a recluse. I still hate everyone. I'm still a misanthrope.

Larry David's armor is his dissatisfaction with the world down to the smallest detail, and up to the whole ghastly arrangement. He won't win, but he'll enjoy losing.

A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways.

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.

Bitterness is so ugly.

My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

I'm such a hater, and will hate on anything.

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

I was briefly bitter.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

When men are full of envy they disparage everything, whether it be good or bad.

Cynicism is humor in ill health.