GloZell Quotes

I'm doin' something different. I mean, I talk a little bit about race and interracial dating, but it's not the heart of my act. I just try to do what I think is funny; there's no huge message or through line.

Comedy is king for me; it's the genre that everyone loves.

Comedy is a shared experience, and I think it's great to open that to a wide demographic.

Most drag impersonations are a drag. But women can like Geraldine, men can like Geraldine, everyone can like Geraldine.

What I'm most proud of about 'Girl Meets World' is that it's going to appeal to all different demographics.

We provide comedy for everybody, no matter what your race or gender. We just want people to come out and have a really good time.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

Latinos, Asians, African-Americans, women - we're all trying to find our place in this world of cinema and television and theater. And the great thing with comedy is that most of the time, you could be orange. It doesn't matter, as long you're funny.

Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.

As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room.

I enjoy mixed audiences, not one particular group. Short, tall, scientists, Jews, gentiles, whatever, as long as they breathe and like to laugh.

From the age of 4 or 5, I loved to make people laugh.

What you find in the theatre is that if you're good, no matter what color you are, the audience will buy that - whoever you are.

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think.

As a comic, I used to know more about pop culture.

I have laughter dates with myself, where I find comics on YouTube and watch them. Louis C.K. was my first laughter date a couple years ago. I'll also watch those videos of people doing idiotic things. That cracks me up.

It's great, because different groups of kids can laugh at each other and still enjoy the show.

Women liked me because I made them laugh.

Comedy unites, it doesn't divide!

I don't have a desire to do reality. Because my truth is not what people are responding to. My truth is funny; I laugh with my husband every day.

I always wanted attention, and I realized I could make people laugh.

Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises.

The first thing that I learned - and I understood it at a really young age - was that I could get a laugh. Really early. Because my mother and father are funny.

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.

The human race is divided horizontally by age, vertically by sex and diagonally by race