Randy Pitchford Quotes

I humbly apologise for reality Television.

I've been reading tabloids since I was nine. I love a good story.

I love CNN. I love the Cartoon Network. I mean, I thought these things up.

I love going to my supermarket. Sounds so rock 'n' roll, eh?

I admit to subscribing to all the celebrity rags. The best part of being an author is if the celebs aren't being ridiculous enough, you can just make it up.

I love country music, but I find it very hard to take it seriously. I also think a lot of country music is sung with the tongue in cheek, so I do it tongue in cheek.

My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.

I'm a sucker for a good sense of humor.

I love comedy that seems kind of a little bit absurd.

My whole life is a funny moment, man.

I like intelligent comedies.

Humour is ahead of everything creatively. I think if things aren't humorous, they are just crap.

I love The Onion videos, those are amazing.

There is almost no topic that can't benefit from being talked about in a humorous way.

I enjoy my pettiness with a dose of wit.

Sometimes WRONG is worth the FUNNY!

We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do.

I read comic books and stuff but I didn't know a lot about it.

I love playing people who don't have a sense of humor for instance, there's nothing funnier to me than a person with no sense of humor.

I really like being able to laugh at my own jokes.

Oh, I'm not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.

Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony.

I read a lot, and I watch a lot of TV and film now. That's my homework. Like I said, my Netflix. I've watched Aliens a couple times this week, Dawn Of The Dead. And that's what's really cool too. It's nostalgia, because I saw these shows, these movies, a lot of them, when I was a kid, and they're different now when you watch them. I'm like, "Wow, I can't believe my family let me watch that," and "I must have missed that the first time around."

Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.

I think that it's really, really funny to see adult themes in a genre that's usually directed towards children.