Winston Churchill Quotes

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert

We knew the old liar drank a lot, but now we know just how much: 'He begins the morning with a sherry, then has a bottle of Burgundy with lunch. He often has a glass of port after lunch, but always one after dinner. There is whiskey in the afternoon and Champagne with dinner. Then some more port, and a glass of Cognac. As the night goes on, a whiskey and soda...'

If people are not smoking, they'll probably be drinking more.

Some people drink to unleash their libidos, and other people drink to prop up their egos.

I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!

Thou wine art the friend of the friendless, though a foe to all.

There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.

Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.

I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Fill it up. I take as large draughts of liquor as I did of love. I hate a flincher in either.

I'm ombibulous. I drink every known alcoholic drink and enjoy them all.

Do you drink?" "Of course,I just said I was a writer.

Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.

He that drinks fast, pays slow.

I'm going to keep drinking on stage. I have a pretty healthy relationship with alcohol. I know how far to go and when to stop.

She was the third beer. Not the first one, which the throat receives with almost tearful gratitude; nor the second, that confirms and extends the pleasure of the first. But the third, the one you drink because it's there, because it can't hurt, and because what difference does it make?

No beer before 5 p.m., wait... did I just say that?

I'd go to a more civil party just to socialize, and I didn't know what to do with myself. So I drank a shot of tequila. And then I drank another one. I probably had four or five shots. I was like, "Tequila! It wakes you right up!" But no.

Pour me something tall and strong, make it a Hurricane before I go insane. It's only half past twelve but I don't care, it's 5 O'clock somewhere.

Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat.

I never trust a man that doesn't drink.

Long quaffing maketh a short lyfe.

Alcohol is probably one of the greatest things to arrive upon the earth - alongside of me.

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.