Nicky Hilton Quotes

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

I was always Armie. There couldn't be a 90-year-old Armand and a 9-day-old one. And I heard enough jokes about baking soda.

I always had long legs. When I was young, I used to think, 'Why do I look like a little pony?'

My nickname when I was young was Teddy, so people would call me Teddy Bear.

I got a feeling I had loads when I was in primary school, 'cause I had red hair; you know, like Duracell.

I love kids; I think they are fun and funny.

I see my daft surname as a positive thing. It first dawned on me that I had a comical name when someone called me 'Fishface' on my first day at school. I've heard all the fish jokes since then, many times over.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I have really fond memories of growing up in Chicago, and I always love going back. I still have a lot of really good friends from high school that I go to dinner with. It's kind of become a tradition when I go out there to do a show to give a few friends a call, tell some funny stories about high school and walk down memory lane.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

I'm not that good looking. That's why 'Gangnam Style' works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it's just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it's funny.

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.

I always try to entertain folks with good clean fun and stories from my youth.

I grew up in the Bronx where you would stay up late with your girlfriends, just being silly in our bedrooms, whatever. And I was always the clown.

I was a little chubby, rosy-cheeked kid.

I couldn't pronounce Arnold Schwarzenegger, so I called him Balloon Belly.

Kids are funny.

I had my own little quirks as a child.

I got the nickname T-Rex when I was 11 years old. Back when I was younger, I was very skinny and I had short arms, but I used to always be swinging.

I was a really girly girl when I was younger. I only wore pink until I was at least 12. Think of me in culottes with a Bagpuss T-shirt and frizzy hair. Oh, and I was a fat child. It was bad news.

I was this roly-poly kid at school.

Children are funny.

I was the class clown when I was a little young mustache.

My first nephew, he couldn't say Auntie Nicole, so he called me Coco. So ever since then, everyone's called me 'Coco.'