Rachel Perry Quotes

Although readers and viewers tell us that they do not want this filth, that is exactly what they read and tune in to.

I'm afraid that, in this chapter we must talk about sex in a very explicit manner, because we want to expand the Frontiers of Human Understanding and also we want to sell as many books as possible to adolescent boys.

I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater leaped right off my body.

Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me.

'Scary Movie' is very broad, and the reality is extreme.

Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that.

I look up to Jimmy Fallon. He hosts talk shows as a fan himself, and that's how I do it. When the celebrities come in, I'm excited that they're there. It's not just like a formal, 'Hey, how are ya?' It's like, 'Dude, what the hell! So happy to see you!' That's what Jimmy Fallon does every time.

I was apprehensive. I feared every time I talked about poetry, it would be filtered through the lens of race, sex, and age.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Being a Southerner, I'm interested in sex, violence, religion and all the things that make life interesting.

Every time I give a straight answer and read it in a magazine, I say, 'Ouch.' One day I'd like to talk to a psychoanalyst about why celebrities reveal so much of themselves in interviews.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.

They say you can rap about anything except for Jesus, that means guns, sex, lies, video tapes, but if I talk about God my record won't get played Huh?

When I was in advertising we used to pull them in with naked women. Now I do it with swastikas and uniforms.

I need my comedy to offend. That's my personal views.

According to the producers of gripping podcast 'Death, Sex & Money', these are the three things we think about a lot but need to talk about more.

People have a right to be shocked; the mention of unmentionable things is a kind of participation in them.

I use things that people want to hide in their heads. War, religion, sex; things we all think about, but don’t bring to the forefront. But I do and I force them to watch it

Inevitably, the flood of literary pornography loosed on us is dulling our reactions of surprise or shock. Its writers are forced to raise the ante, to provide stronger and stronger stimulants. Or try to provide them, since both the manner, the naming of parts and the few inexpressive four-letter words, and the matter, are narrowly limited.

Every actor pretends that they hate sex scenes, and the truth is that they all love them, and they're lying.

This is serious business, sex, violence, and rock and roll.

Americans give you the violence, Europeans give you the sex. I think people have been saying that since the 70s. And I think it's kind of pathetic that Americans are still stuck - on the shock value of violence, when sex is such a natural thing for everybody.

I did large drawings of couples having sex! Men and woman enjoying intercourse and oral sex in a Madison Avenue Gallery? That was the first time I broke a barrier that made me think, some idiot is going to blow my brains out for sure.

You might as well learn about sex from Motley Crue than your parents because it's a lot more interesting.

Sex and politics are a lot alike. You don't have to be good at them to enjoy them.