Fuzzy Zoeller Quotes

If I have a day off I will play golf.

Whenever I have any spare time I have a game of golf.

Not one person from the music world has ever come with - as if I could get a rock'n'roller up at four in the morning to play golf - but that's fine. I have way too much going on to sit around waiting for tee time at two in the afternoon.

It's nice to win. I'll never win again. I may have to take up golf - take on Tiger.

I started playing in '98, but I got hooked by playing celebrity golf tournaments. Tiger had a lot to do with it - his passion, the way that he plays. He's unique and different, and he inspired a lot of my passion. It's a sport you can't master. If you're an athlete, you can do almost anything, but golf is not like that.

Summer I was 13, my grandfather and my father taught me how to play golf. I took lessons that summer, and I played every day that summer. I probably would've kept playing, except I realized that girls don't watch golf; they watch tennis. So I let my golf game go dormant and started playing tennis.

Race has no place in American life or law.

The object of the [13th] amendment was undoubtedly to enforce the absolute equality of the two races before the law, but in the nature of things it could not have been intended to abolish distinctions based upon color, or to enforce social, as distinguished from political equality, or a commingling of the two races upon terms unsatisfactory to either. Laws permitting, and even requiring, their separation in places where they are liable to be brought into contact do not necessarily imply the inferiority of either race to the other

'Ali' is the story of a lower middle-class golfer who becomes a champion. I find the game very interesting and would like to continue playing it regularly after the movie is wrapped up.

I remember going to The Open in 1998 aged seven and snatching a picture of Tiger walking past.

The name of the game is put the ball in the hole.

It's pretty obvious when Tiger makes a birdie. I think everybody at the golf course cheers for him.

I've always been a good ball-striker, but if you're not a great putter, you're not going to win a lot.

I got to live through the Tiger Woods era and who knows who's still to come.

Three months later, on September 5, 2001, at a pro-am event preceding the Canadian Open at the Royal Montreal Golf Club, I was invited to play a round with Tiger Woods. Nothing in the game of politics had ever been as nerve-racking as that game of golf.

I am absolutely convinced that race relations on the whole are actually better now than they were 20 years [ago].

I would love to see an America where race is understood in the same way that the ethnic diversity of the white population is understood.

Men capable of governing empires fail to control a small white ball, which presents no difficulties whetever to others with one ounce more brain than a cuckoo clock. I wish to goodness I knew the man who invented this infernal game. I'd strangle him. But I suppose he's been dead for ages. Still, I could go and jump on his grave.

In my opinion, no young player can develop his or her game to its highest potential if he or she rides around the course in a golf cart.

I think there's a lot of shame in American race relations. There's a lot of suppressed guilt that lashes itself out still. I see that all the time, and whereas opposed to sort of trying to address the issue in an up-front way, they're attacking and thus perpetuating the problem thinking that they're being sophisticated and post-racial, when, in fact, they're being completely regressive.

I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.

This is why integration will not work. It assumes that the two races, black and white, are equal and can be made to live as one. This is not true.

I don't trust myself enough. When I write, I overwrite. Gingerbread. Too much gingerbread. Writing is probably the only hobby I have. But I wish I had another one. If I was just a little better at golf.

I don't think anywhere is there a symbiotic relationship between caddie and player like there is in golf.

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.