Jon Stewart Quotes

When a candidate walks away from a reality show, that's when you know they're serious about being president of the United States.

I think JR would make a better President than the one we have now.

I'm not running for president.

The Thinking Fella Votes McKellar!

If you want to be President, you'll have to remain poor.

So as far as leadership and patriotism goes, I think it's really important that those things have to take place. And I think he's the best Democratic candidate we've had since Bill Clinton. And that's coming from a Democrat.

Everybody's saying I should run for president.

I don't think Trump's a conservative, I'm certainly not going to support him.

I've said time and again, I'm a pro-life candidate, I'll be a pro-life president.

[It's] Rare for a first lady to be running for president.

I'm not just a candidate, I'm the President

Jeb Bush is my friend. I think he'd make a great president. I've nudged him for some time.

I think he intends to run for president... I think Senator McCain cares about the opinions of New Hampshire voters.

Lyndon Johnson is still the most formidable, fascinating, frustrating, irritating individual I think I've ever known in my entire life. He was huge, a huge character, not only standing six feet four, but when you talked to him, he violated the normal human space between people. He was a great storyteller. The problem was that half his stories, I discovered, weren't true.

I don't think someone should try to bully and insult their way to the presidency.

I make a living off (politicians), so I can't knock 'em. Every time we elect some fellow we think he's terrible and then when we get another one in he's worse. So, I am always in favor of keeping the one we've got and let the other go.

I love President Bush. I think it's great we have a president who always looks like he's looking directly into the sun.

[Kellyanne Conway]taking [Jennifer] Palmieri to school. You had a lousy candidate, you've got a candidate who's arrogant and aloof and didn't even campaign in states she thought she was gonna be coronated in. She thinks she's better than everybody else.

I think there's one more thing Perry can forget, too: Being president.

I think Hillary Clinton - first of all, it's a great victory, acknowledge it. She has made history.

Decide on some imperfect Somebody and you will win, because the truest truism in politics is: You can't beat Somebody with Nobody.

Tim Kaine is an excellent choice for vice president.

At the end of the day, my hat goes off to anybody trying to run for president, or trying to be president, because you're never going to please everybody, it's not possible.

Mr. Vice President, I know you're under a lot of duress to make up for lost ground, but I think people would be better served if we don't keep interrupting each other.

I do think the president's best role is usually as the sort of initiator.