Adam Carolla Quotes

People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.

The courts of this country should not be the places where resolution of disputes begins. They should be the places where the disputes end after alternative methods of resolving disputes have been considered and tried.

[Describing lawyers:] ... men who get their living intirely from the quarrils, follys, disputes and distresses of the Many, and the intricacy of our Laws.

[The Utopians] have no lawyers among them, for they consider them as a sort of people whose profession it is to disguise matters.

A lawyer’s place is in the fray.

One lawyer will make work for another.

Disputes arising out of the application or interpretation of this Treaty shall be resolved by negotiations. Any such disputes which cannot be settled by negotiations shall be resolved by conciliation or submitted to arbitration.

Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can.

When you're thrust into litigation, you obviously have to make sure you're prepared to deal with that.

I've always hated litigation, and I continue to hate it.

Through the centuries, men of law have been persistently concerned with the resolution of disputes in ways that enable society to achieve its goals with a minimum of force and maximum of reason.

A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit.

Lawyers are like beavers: They get in the mainstream and dam it up.

Litigation solves everything.

Where there is a will there is a lawsuit.

The trouble with law is lawyers.

The only people who benefit from lawsuits are lawyers. I think we made a couple of them rich.

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.

Americans have grown a great deal more realistic about lawyers and the law. I think that's all for the good. A lot of people will say to you these days, 'If you are looking for justice, don't go to a courtroom.' That's just a more realistic perspective on what happens in the legal process.

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.

In India, nobody sues anybody.

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge.

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements from becoming big ones.

I would rather have not gone through any of the litigation that I've had to go through.

Misery is the company of lawsuits.