Sherrilyn Kenyon Quotes

I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side.

Maybe you'll get lucky." I said bleakly, lurching on my feet. "Maybe I'll get hit by a truck on my way back.

I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

Oh, isn't life a terrible thing, thank God?

Sure, I rose the wrong way today, I have had such damn'd ill luck every way.

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?

Don't make me laugh, I'd much rather cry.

Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God, I’m so depressed.

If I had a sense of humor, I'd be laughing right now.

Cheer up, things will get worse.

My dad had a lot of bad luck. You could see his suffering, his terrible suffering, living a life that was disappointing and looking for another one.

Disappointment is an endless wellspring of comedy inspiration.

I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny you the relief of the punchline.

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined.

If I traveled to the end of the rainbow as Dame Fortune did intend, Murphy would be there to tell me the pot's at the other end.

I have a Woody Allen Jewish attitude to life: that it's all going to be disastrous. That it hasn't all been that way is simply down to some random quirk of fate.

Sometimes, I can myself be frustrated by books that seem to me to be insufficiently realistic about the world's potential for just being totally a randomly bad place.

Larry David's armor is his dissatisfaction with the world down to the smallest detail, and up to the whole ghastly arrangement. He won't win, but he'll enjoy losing.

I'm not a particularly shiny, happy person. I'm fairly cynical, and that's what draws me to comedy.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

I'm a hard-luck kind of guy. Usually, things that I hope for don't go my way, so I'm very used to that. In fact, I expect it.

I can no longer face life, so I've decided to go through the rest of it backwards.

You hear, Eugene?' said Lightwood over his shoulder. 'You are deeply interested in lime.' 'Without lime,' returned that unmoved barrister at law, 'my existence would be unilluminated by a ray of hope.

At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket and tell myself that if I failed, at least I took a few trees down with me.