Dave Barry Quotes

A wedding is not house-keeping.

For a girl, the wedding is when you're married. For a guy, it's when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the ring and the wedding.

I want John Legend to sing at my wedding.

I have never been the type of girl that has pictured my wedding.

I love going to other people's weddings, but I have never desired a big white wedding for myself, and it has never been put on me as a pressure, an expectation.

I did not get into a fistfight with my father at my sister's wedding. My sister didn't have a wedding.

People scream at me, "Hey, let's party." I give off an I'm-crazy-and-I-want-to-arty-and-wrestle-you vibe.

There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people.

I don't go to parties to meet men. I go to parties to stand in a corner and watch people.

This is where Wulf’s people would get drunk and party for a week. All hail the Vikings, forerunners to the frat boys! (Chris)

I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.

It would have been a wonderful wedding - had it not been mine.

On parties it's not about who you are. The real reason to which a party revolves is how good you look.

The worst thing that happens to people when they dress up and go to a party is that they leave their real selves at home.

Jesus Himself was criticized. He wasn't a glutton and drunkard, but He was accused of being those things. Why? Because He went to parties where people ate and drank, and some people probably were at those parties who were drunkards and gluttons. But you don't have to be sinning just because you're in in an environment of happiness.

All the girls who have photos of them at parties, like, "Woo!" - that's what someone's going to see of their grandma.

The best party is but a kind of conspiracy against the rest of the nation.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Life for young American college graduates is a festive affair. Free of having to support their families, they mostly have gay parties on rooftops where they reflect at length upon their quirky electronic childhoods and sometimes kiss each other on the lips and neck.

Our brand is sassy people ripping apart technologists, then going to a party with them.

I go to parties sometimes until four, it's hard to leave when you can't find the door.

I'm a true believer in working hard and partying hard. I'm fortunate to be one of those people who can have just as much fun partying without alcohol.

Most people spend far more time in preparation for their vocation than they do in preparation for marriage.

Have you met the French? My...GOD they know how to party!

I was the life and she was the soul of every party.