Jose Mujica Quotes

Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of life.

I want to try to talk like normal people talk, not just stand there and bark at the camera.

I talk to the audience like I talk to my friends on the stoop.

I mean, it's fun for us to talk about issues. You know, there's no one issue we spend a lot of time on probably, because he gets to do that all day with somebody else who's a lot more expert at issues than I am.

I think Australians like a bit of vulgarity.

Writing is better if it's kept simple. Every sentence doesn't need to have perfect noun/verb agreement. I've said 'ain't' on the air. Because I sometimes use 'ain't' when I'm talking.

Yeah, well, the F-bomb - it's become as ubiquitous as the word 'like.' People just throw the word 'like' around as punctuation. And I think in a lot of everyday speech, the F-bomb has become a kind of dash or a comma.

I'm pretty gross. When I talk I can be gross and crude.

Death and vulgarity are the only two facts in the nineteenth century that one cannot explain away.

When you hear someone talking in a restaurant or overhear someone talking on the street, there are very different patterns of conversation than you would hear in a conventional movie.

There aren't any real dumb people in my voices. It's always irritated me about Hollywood dialogue - there's so much dialogue that would just bore a Ford mechanic. This is not how people talk.

Trump talks like a guy at a bar in West Virginia. Trump talks like my dad sitting around the dinner table.

In my day-to-day, I might speak, like, 10 sentences.

The language you use for your poems should be the language you use with your friends.

People love to drop in 'you betcha' as often as they can.

I am a bit of a Valley girl, so I say 'you know' and 'like' too much.

I know I'm profane. And outspoken.

I definitely swear more than I should.

I think when I first started, I tried to make believe I was in the ballpark, sitting next to somebody and just talking. And if you go to a ballgame, and you sit there, you're not going to talk pitches for three hours.

I'm always hairy. I swear too much.

I wanted to be able to write in the voice that I talk to my friends and assume that everybody would know what I was talking about.

I like to write in fairly everyday language - I've always tried to write lyrics that, if people would speak the words, it wouldn't sound like a song.

If you talk to your friends the way your parents talk, they will think you are stiff and odd.

I swear like a sailor.

If you read scripts, you would see people rarely speak like that in real life, in complete sentences.