Jeaniene Frost Quotes

After 9/11, new security measures not only added longer lines and earlier check-ins, but took away our privilege of carrying knitting needles or our favorite moisturizer on board with us. Although we want to be safe when we fly, in some ways it all just adds to the misery of our experience.

I feel gigantic affection for all of Homeland Security at airports.

I take four planes a week, honestly. You know, I am for intelligence screening.

I flew on a plane the week after 9/11.

I go to the airport and I've had everything taken away from me because of the terrorists. People haven't realized yet, though, that we are at war.

The bottom line is, if somebody doesn't go through proper security screening, they're not going to go on the flight.

People have to be confident about their sites. We're confident, number one, because under my administration we're managing our airports better than we've ever done before.

We want to be sensitive to people's concerns about privacy about their personal being and things, while ensuring that everybody on every flight has been properly screened.

Each and every one of the security measures we implement serves an important goal: providing safe and efficient air travel for the millions of people who rely on our aviation system every day.

I've been to Reagan National Airport. I tell people it was named after me.

There are months when I'm on a plane every day!

I'm confident that the terrorists are aware that from the curb to the cockpit we've got additional security measures that didn't exist a couple of years ago.

I believe the public's confidence would be increased if the federal government took over the functions of airport security screening for all passengers.

I definitely rediscovered reading for pleasure by devoting such a large swath of my time to sitting on airplanes. I am now painfully adept at removing my shoes so as to have the least amount of foot surface area touching an airport floor.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

I don't like getting patted down and taking off my shoes at the airport.

Airport security exists to guard us against terrorist attacks.

The problem with airports is that we go there when we need to catch a plane - and because it's so difficult to find the way to the gate, we tend not to look around at our surroundings.

I've tried to write about Heathrow before and been escorted off the premises.

As players, we are traveling all around the world and in a lot of airports.

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are.

It happened again this week. Hundreds of people had to be evacuated from O'Hare Airport in Chicago. Seems every time somebody went through with a weapon, the metal detectors accidentally went off.

There were precisely two groups of people who desperately wanted airport security to be browbeaten into giving suspicious passengers a pass: terrorists and Democrats.

I had more material on weather than anyone else, I guess, ... back when I was traveling a lot on the road as a standup comic, between airport security and the weather... I just wanted to be prepared for sitting in the airport.

It may be annoying, but the rash of hijackings by Connecticut WASP girls surely explains the time-consuming - but still somehow completely useless - examination of my personal effects. We all have to make sacrifices for airline safety.