Gary Neville Quotes

'Athletico Mince' started life as a football podcast but has dropped the football, unless the latest on the state of the 'hair island' atop Steve McLaren's head is your idea of football coverage.

The Championship is one of the best leagues to watch in the world.

Don't tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let's just have another look at Italy's winning goalo.

He is an interesting player - short back legs.

Having failed as an NFL commentator, Limbaugh understands the power of football.

I've seen the player who will inherit my place in Argentinian football and his name is Messi... He's a leader and is offering classes in beautiful football.

I tell you what, if the Cameroons get a goal back here they're literally gonna catch on fire.

I know enough football to know that's funny!

He's a novice - he should keep his opinions to Japanese football

Hopefully Andy Carroll has only tweeted his hamstring.

Woodcock would have scored but his shot was too perfect.

There's always an asterisk behind somebody's name who hasn't won the Super Bowl. There shouldn't be, but that's kind of the way history works.

I feel like 'embattled' or 'disgraced' will always follow my name. It's like that black football player who recently came out.

Whereas Europeans generally pronounce my name the right way ('Ni-klows Wirt'), Americans invariably mangle it into 'Nick-les Worth'. This is to say that Europeans call me by name, but Americans call me by value.

If you have not seen it, FOOTBALL is a game in which men shove one another back and forth for no reason. They do not choose how, when, or whom they shove. They are doing this in order to please one angry old man on the sidelines. This old man is called the 'coach' or 'yelling surrogate' dad who will never be happy.

My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.

It is annoying when people call me Matilda instead of my name when they actually know my name, because you know, we are two different people. But what can you do?

The only thing that really bugs me about television's coverage is those damn women they have down on the sidelines who don't know what the hell they're talking about. I mean, I'm not a sexist person, but a woman has no business being down there trying to make some comment about a football game.

I have no hesitation in putting a name to the embodiment of all that I think is best about football. It's Paul Scholes. In so many ways Scholes is my favourite.

For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip.

Is it just me, or are the 49ers doing an awful lot of ass-patting today?

Back in my time, and I sound old now, it was black and white boots and that was it. Now you've got snoods, people wearing headphones when they are doing interviews, which I find disrespectful, pink boots, green boots, you name it they've got it, tights - they'll be wearing skirts next.

I knew Dionysus must've filled it out, because he stubbornly insisted on getting my name wrong: Dear _______Peter Johnson__________.

All I do know is that I'll never be able to achieve what Tommy Docherty did, and that is take Aston Villa into the third division and Manchester United into the second division

Without picking out anyone in particular. I thought Mark Wright was tremendous.