Mahatma Gandhi Quotes

We used to sit around and chortle, 'Look what this guy said five years ago, and today look what he's doing. Let's stick it to him!' It's as simple as that, I swear.

This is the Speaker for the Dead? Judging someone by appearances?" "Maybe I've fallen in love with Grego." "You've always been a sucker for people who pee on you.

As my Lord says, my Lord's leg is not a side of beef. Thank you, my Lord, for instructing me.

What a moron I was to think you were sweet and innocent, when it turns out you were actually college-educated the whole time!

Of all the cants which are canted in this canting world, - though the cant of hypocrites may be the worst, - the cant of criticism is the most tormenting!

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

Praise undeserved, is satire in disguise.

The purpose of satire has been rightly stated as to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half truth, and our job, as I see it, is to put it back again!

We were looking for a 'good shepherd', and instead we got a German shepherd.

What do you think Jesus would twitter, 'Let he who is without sin cast the first stone' or 'Has anyone seen Judas? He was here a minute ago.'

Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.

One camel does not make fun of another camel's hump.

Nothing you could do would make me mad. You're a complete official failure.

I can make fun of someone and still be a fan.

Play the black card expertly, and you can win awards, make millions - all the while claiming that the people who got you there somehow hate you.

It is better to fall in with crows than with flatterers; for in the one case you are devoured when dead, in the other case while alive.

A giant as we hoped, in truth, a dwarf; A barrel of slop that shines on Lethe's wharf', Which at first seemed a vessel with sweet wine For thirsty lips. So down the swift decline You went through sloven spirit, craven heart And cynic indolence. And here the art Of molding clay has caught you for the nonce And made your shame our shame ~ Your head in bronze!

Irony is an insult conveyed in the form of a compliment.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

I thought that he was righteous, but he's vain. Oh, somethings a telling me I wear the ball and chain.

So well thy words become thee as thy wounds.

I shouldn't say bad things about the illiterate, though..I should write it. That way they won't find out.

Wouldn't it be a helluva joke if all this were really burnt cork and you people were being tolerant for nuthin'?

The idea that Bill Gates (one of the founders of Microsoft) has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he, by peddling second rate technology, led them into it in the first place...