Fuzzy Zoeller Quotes

The plan was to drink until the pain is over, But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?

Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?

Drugs or overeating or alcohol or sex, it was all just another way to find peace. To escape what we know. Our education. Our bite of the apple.

It's a crooked system, but gin straight take the pain away.

I contented myself with whiskey, for medicinal purposes. It helped numb my various aches and pains. Not that the alcohol actually reduced the pain; it just gave the pain a life of its own, apart from mine.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

Beer would be a great help in fighting off the mental depression which afflicts great multitudes.

When times are good, people drink. When times are bad, people drink.

I've always found, give me a pack of cigarettes and a couple of beers, and I do better with that than I do with torture.

Many times drugs and alcohol - there's a technical term that they're called, emotional suppressants - are the only things that can help a person survive and get through and be able to deal with their pain.

I would lock myself in my room and drink a case of Corona and smoke a load of pot.

I drink during every show. I can't remember the last show I did completely sober. It works for me. I use it as a tool. It's like steroids are for athletes. I'm looser and more self-confident. If I drank less, I wouldn't have been on stage this long.

Just to keep bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.

I've always been partial to the image of liquor as lubrication, a layer of protection from all the sharp thoughts in your head.

Somehow I always get stronger when I'm on my second drink

I've never done heroin, but I totally understood what would drive people to that distraction-to need that so much.

Soothing words can become just another drug we swallow to dull our pain.

I don't really drink, but I've been around a lot of drinking and, at 18, when you start playing in bars, you start to witness the good, the bad and the ugly of alcohol as a source of escape. I wrote about it because I witnessed its use as a means of medicating - a lot of people using it to medicate themselves from hurt.

Sid said that drugs weren't the problem, life was the problem. Drugs were the solution.

­Do back exercises. Pain is distracting.

Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.

The Alexander Technique works... I recommend it enthusiastically to anyone who has neck pains or back pain.

Pain los[es] its power when other things bec[o]me more important.