Daniel Handler Quotes

I don't like cold weather.

Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death!

I was freezing in that loincloth.

It's cold out there, colder than a ticket taker's smile at the Ivar Theatre on a Saturday night.

I love cold weather.

Nah, I'm not a prima donna, but I just don't like being cold and wet.

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.

I'm not a fan of cold weather.

I like the cold.

A little slower, sweetheart. Cape Cod is freezing over.

It's cold out. It's even cold in Florida. So cold today that Katherine Harris put on a third layer of makeup.

The cold, inconsiderate of persons, tingles your blood, benumbs your feet, freezes a man like an apple.

Extreme cold when it first arrives seems to generate cheerfulness and sociability. For a few hours all life's dubious problems are dropped in favor of the clear and congenial task of keeping alive.

Is it Nice in your snowstorm- freezing your brain? Do you think that your face looks the same?

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

I'd just as soon freeze to death.

Our daughter was born in Chicago, and she's already showing it. The temperature has to be approaching zero for her to wear a hat.

I get cold - really cold - when I travel.

If you go to Minnesota in January, you should know that it's gonna be cold. You don't panic when the thermometer falls below zero.

It was so cold I almost got married.

Syracuse, New York, is like Hawaii for eight months of the year. The other four months, I don't care about the weather because we're playing basketball.

The people of the State of Texas consist principally of men, women, and children, with a sprinkling of cowboys. The weather is very good, thermometer rarely rising above 2,500 degrees in the shade and hardly ever below 212.

New York cold gets into your bones, and you can't move.

Even though I'm from Minnesota, I did not like cold weather.