Bill Bryson Quotes
To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.
Citations
Bryson, Bill. I'm a Stranger Here Myself: Notes on Returning to America After Twenty Years Away. Broadway Books, 1999.
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William McGuire Bryson OBE HonFRS is an American–British author of books on travel, the English language, science, and other non-fiction topics. Born in the United States, he has been a resident of Britain for most of his adult life, returning to the U.S. between 1995 and 2003, and holds dual American and British citizenship. He served as the chancellor of Durham University from 2005 to 2011.