Dan Jenkins Quotes

Well it's not easy being Tiger Woods on the course. It's not easy being Tiger Woods off the course. In his defense, it's not easy being Tiger Woods.

I remember I was a little girl when Elizabeth Taylor stole Eddie Fisher from America's Sweetheart, Debbie Reynolds, and the reaction back then was enormous! And Angelina Jolie was in trouble, too, for taking a husband away from another America's Sweetheart. Don't take husbands from America's Sweethearts.

I had a fiery affair with George Harrison's wife, Pattie Boyd.

There is no doubt in my mind at all. The Duke of Edinburgh has had affairs - yes, full-blown affairs, and more than one.

Tiger Woods apologized to the three women in America he never got around to sleeping with.

I know Raft did have some genuine affairs with actresses.

My children haven't even seen most of my movies.

I guess because people are more aware of who I am, they're going to wonder about my personal life.

Being a public person doesn't necessarily mean you're a piece of meat for everybody.

He did once say the time to worry is when they stop writing about you but again I think that was pretty token of the coverage was very respectful, he rather resented the intrusions on his private life, but that was about it.

People are going to paying attention to him whether they love him or hate him. So I think Tiger is a huge focus point on a stage that is as little as golf.

I want to do a record with Monica Lewinsky.

There are enough stories about my family. We have all been in the public eye.

Looking at the Obamas, they have a lot to manage with their children and having Michelle go out and have everybody comment on what she was wearing, what it means. I think you have to create a pretty large private world to live in.

Within 18 months of my parents' marriage in 1900, my mother fell in love with an Englishman who would have described himself as a gentleman but who was, in fact, nothing more than a devious adventurer.

For most of my life, I deliberately led a private life in the public eye.

I think I've gotten more attention after the Olympics than any other U.S. athlete, and it's really great that people are recognizing who I am and what I do. You look at Shaq and you see a basketball player. You look at Tiger Woods and you see a golfer. But people are responding to who I am.

I think we live a culture that's obsessed with people, you know, 'Celebrities are just like us!' Everything I do except my job is critically analyzed online.

It's gotten so that you can't screw your wife without it being spread around.

Eaton has just married his mistress—and the mistress of eleven dozen others!

I was no longer committing adultery by that time, the impeachment trial.

People are very curious and have written a lot of things about me. Right or not. I never comment on those things, because it's not much of my thing to comment on everything that's written about me.

For a while, my private life was the most talked about thing.

If your husband's going to leave you for anyone, it might as well be Elizabeth Taylor.

It's so disappointing, to put it mildly, that people know so much about my life. Because it means that they're always trying to look at my books in terms of my life.