Christopher Moore Quotes

The light is too painful for someone who wants to remain in darkness.

Sometimes we smile at a child thats afraid of the dark. I think more ridiculous is a man or woman afraid of the light.

Bright light is injurious to those who see nothing.

I admire any woman who does stand-up, but frankly I'd rather pull out my own eyelids.

In time we hate that which we often fear.

Every time I see him [on TV], I get sick to my stomach and want to throw up.

I don't like pain.

I hate running.

I don't like cold weather.

I don't like the water. I'm a land guy.

I hate dancing.

I don't watch horror movies, I just don't like them.

I don't have any real phobias, but I don't like creepy crawlies just like everyone else.

Some of these people make my skin crawl.

Thursday? Oh no, it can't be! It's too gruesome.

I hate watching myself. It's terrible. It's horrifying.

Confidence has brought them out into the light, but they seem to have forgotten - light's no good for creatures of the night.

I hated the words. Each one was like a big live insect in my mouth.

I shrivel up every time someone mentions Star Wars to me.

... we in the light sometimes fear what is no more to be feared than the things children in the dark hold in terror and imagine will come true.

Hate is perhaps the most dynamic of all emotions - fear may immobilize, love may stay the hand, but hate urges to action.

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds.

Light had a way of keeping the monsters of my imagination at bay.

Ack! Parables. I hate parables.

Joy is not a constant. It comes to us in moments - often ordinary moments. Sometimes we miss out on the bursts of joy because we're too busy chasing down the extraordinary moments. Other times we're so afraid of the dark we don't dare let ourselves enjoy the light. A joyful life is not a floodlight of joy. That would eventually become unbearable. I believe a joyful life is made up of joyful moments gracefully strung together by trust, gratitude and inspiration