Simon Hoggart Quotes
They're called Virgin Trains because they don't go all the way.
Citations
Hoggart, Simon. "Simon Hoggart's Sketch." The Guardian, Guardian News and Media, 14 May 1999.
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Simon David Hoggart was an English journalist and broadcaster. He wrote on politics for The Guardian, and on wine for The Spectator. Until 2006 he presented The News Quiz on BBC Radio 4. His journalism sketches have been published in a series of books.