Karl Pilkington Quotes
They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.
Citations
Gervais, Ricky, Stephen Merchant, and Karl Pilkington. The World of Karl Pilkington. Bantam Press, 2006.
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Karl Pilkington is an English television presenter, author, comedian, radio producer, actor and voice actor.