Jack Dee Quotes

I spend lots of time on the Web, some of it even useful.

The Internet is a whole new world opening up.

I'm not a website guy, although I'm not a Luddite, either. I have looked at a computer, but I don't go to PopSugar and Goop and all that.

I still use quill and parchment. I do e-mails, and I write, but I don't go around surfing too much.

The Internet has transformed many parts of our daily lives, touching everything from how we find information to how we go shopping, get directions, and even stay in touch with friends and family.

I also love to surf the Net and talk on the phone with friends.

I was stuck at home in bed with me and got more and more involved with the Internet. I used it to keep in contact with friends and to make sure I was up to date with everything that was going on in the world.

Google, Facebook, and the thousands of other companies that seek to join their ranks do more every day to collect data about you and I than any surveillance state could ever accomplish. They track our behavior, our communications. The moment to moment decisions we make in every room of our house

I like my iPad very much. I like to browse online shops and keep up to date with the world, so I carry it with me a lot.

I don't understand the interweb.

I have never Twittered or Tweeted or even Chirped.

Google is arguably one of the greatest inventions. The search engine is one of the greatest inventions in human history.

The 'Net is a waste of time.

The Internet...is a series of tubes.

I heard there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.

We'll have infinite bandwidth in a decade's time.

I don't really do anything with the Internet except check my email. I have a much higher opinion of humanity because of that.

I mean the Internet is like the luckiest thing - we have everything at our fingertips right now.

Technology has a lot to do with how the world is developing at the moment because there are very raw and pure and primal emotions that people are communicating to each other over the Internet.

A lot of environmental and biological science depends on technology to progress. Partly I'm talking about massive server farms that help people crunch genetic data - or atmospheric data. But I also mean the scientific collaborations that the Internet makes possible, where scientists in India and Africa can work with people in Europe and the Americas to come up with solutions to what are, after all, global problems.

I've never sent a Tweet. I think I have an account but I don't know who runs it. I've never done one in my life.

Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

My question is what non-Microsoft browsers were you concerned about in January of 1996.

I believe in the age of the Internet, Facebook and Twitter, that relationships are everything.

The part that frightens the hell out of me is the goverment deciding where technology goes.