Matt Stone Quotes

Liberals sit from this lofty perch of pomposity, but they are the champions of ignorance. They don't know what they're talking about.

One thing lots of Christians do have in common is that they can't help coming across as smug. This winds lots of people up, particularly because famous Christians pronounce on the life of the poor from their very lovely affluent homes filled with their very lovely families and attractive pets.

I'm fascinated by caddy Buddhists popping up all over Hollywood and people that take themselves too seriously.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

Liberals always exempt themselves from the rules that they impose on others.

I don't like to brag, but I must tell you that I am regarded in some circles as being in the upper echelons of the elite loony left.

I have this theory that people in Hollywood don't read. They read 'Vanity Fair' and then consider themselves terribly well read. I think I can basically write about anybody without getting caught.

In the broader American culture - the mainstream media, the world of the arts and entertainment, the high-tech world, and the entire enterprise of public and private education - conservatism suffers a decided ill repute.

We all know liberals and Democrats who look down on certain people, and there is such a thing as P.C.

Pure, hard-core liberals believe in a superior race. They think they're it. They believe they're more intelligent than the general run of mankind, better suited than the little people are to manage the little people's lives. They think they have the one true vision, the ability to solve all the moral dilemmas of the century. They prefer big government because that is the first step to totalitarianism, toward unquestioned rule by the elite. And of course they see themselves as the elite.

One must never underestimate the profound bigotry and anti-intellectualism and intolerance and illiberality of liberalism.

Hollywood liberals could not be reached for comment on the cost of the inauguration because they were being fitted for gowns and jewelry worth millions of dollars in anticipation of Oscar night.

Bill Maher is anything but an impartial host. He sucks up to Hollywood liberals because A) he needs to get them back on the show, B) he usually agrees with them, and C) they tend to be wildly ignorant.

That's pretty tough talk from a guy who has fewer days at work this year than he has houses.

The self-righteous feel no need to be charming, and thus double their offensiveness.

You will smile here at the consistency of those democratists who, when they are not on their guard, treat the humbler part of the community with the greatest contempt, whilst, at the same time they pretend to make them the depositories of all power.

Dr Urbino did not agree: in his opinion a Liberal president was exactly the same as a Conservative president, but not as well dressed.

The old liberal rebelled against taxation without responsibility, the new liberal wants the taxation as a handout without responsibility.

There are a few things that tend to infuriate me. One is ignorance, because I have become accustomed to speaking to very intelligent people like Gore Vidal and Al Franken on a regular basis, since dating Bill Maher.

Liberals always feel your pain. Unless of course, they caused it.

You know what I ask Jewish liberals? 'Why don't you preach what you practice?'

If they [liberals] didn't believe we were mean spirited they couldn't stay liberal. They have to believe they mean better than us, but we don't have to believe that we mean better than them. We have to believe that we do better than them. We measure morality by what happens not what is intended.

Liberals love to strike generous, humanitarian poses with other people's lives.

When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely selfish reasons. It’s the human equivalent of a puppy dog’s face: an evolutionary tool designed to enhance survival, reproductive value and status. In short, liberalism is based on one central desire: to look cool in front of others in order to get love. Preaching tolerance makes you look cooler, than saying something like, 'please lower my taxes.'