Robert Orben Quotes
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
Orben, Robert. The Reader's Digest, vol. 98, The Reader's Digest Association, 1971, p. 108.
The Peoples’ Daily is an official Communist Party Outlet.
Misattributed. Statement was written by a humor writer to sound like Dan Quayle but wasn’t actually stated by him.
Robert Orben is an American professional comedy writer, although he also worked as a magician. He has written multiple books on comedy, mostly collections of gags and "one-liners" originally written for his newsletter, Orben's Current Comedy, and has also written books for magicians. Later, Orben moved into politics, and in 1973 he became head speechwriter to Vice President Gerald R. Ford.