Nikki Glaser Quotes

Most movie-goers are overdosing on star coverage; it's the ultimate example of too much information.

I think when you get out of the big cities people get really freaked out when they see someone who is on TV, because they're not used to that.

Groupies to me, were people who followed you around. Familiar faces who were always there, asking for autographs. We have more of those now, but they're not sexual.

I love meeting famous people. I'm even happy just looking at them.

Celebrity culture, it's everywhere, isn't it? It's reality TV, Big Brother. I didn't become a footballer to be famous, I became a footballer to be successful. I didn't want to be famous. Now people want to be famous. Why? Why would you want people following you about all day?

Stars talk about how they dislike fans fussing over them, begging for autographs and things like that, but deep down inside, they love every minute of it.

There's this way pop culture has been rammed down our throats that people think that if they were just in the right place at the right time, they'd be married to Heidi Klum.

What I can't completely understand is most other people's fascination with what the famous among us do with their lips and the rest of their bodies. Why do ordinary people become the target of this curiosity simply by virtue of the fact that other people recognise their names and faces but know almost nothing else about them?

I've never been one for crushing on famous people.

Once they began doing 'Celebrity Apprentice,' apparently the audience wasn't that keen on the ordinary apprentice. That is probably the best indictment with our fascination with celebrity in our culture, which drives me crazy.

I find that when you see somebody in the tabloids all the time, you have no desire to see them in movies.

People turn into fools when they see a movie star and do weird things.

I live in New York, where people don't tend to go up to actors as much.

I never know why people come up to me. I think a lot of them just get super-excited because they recognize me from TV but they don't remember where.

We think of stars as celestial beings. And once in a while, they smile at us from the pages of 'People' magazine.

The culture of celebrity has become insane. It's all based on fantasy, and I find it creepy and disturbing.

The problem for us, as viewers, is that we want famous people who are passionate about the things they're famous for, because that makes them worthy of the attention. But I think many of those famous people just want to be famous.

I think anybody who's famous has to deal with their fame in their own way, and I dealt with it by making a film about a kid who's looking out into the world of celebrity obsession.

It's like if people don't see you on TV every day, they think you're in cryogenics somewhere.

Now with tabloids and seeing people walking around in sweats pumping gas you're like, 'Okay, they're just like us.'

Actors geek out over athletes. Everyone knows that.

The reason we care so much about what happens to the likes of Lady Gaga is not because her shenanigans will ever impact our lives; rather because our brain doesn't realize there's a difference between rock stars we know about and relatives we know.

I really don't care what movie stars have to say about life.

We live in a period of declining stars. Few celebrities these days (aside from the smoldering Angelina Jolie) seem to have complex psychic lives.

To enjoy being famous, you need to have a screw loose.