Russell Brand Quotes

Hit him again, Jack! He's crazy!

My own father used to boast to me of biting off a man's ear in a street fight.

You would have to go really crazy on me before I throw a punch.

I'm more alarmed by people reacting violently to the violence in my films than I am by the violence in films.

Smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross.

Mr Lorry asks the witness questions: Ever been kicked? Might have been. Frequently? No. Ever kicked down stairs? Decidedly not; once received a kick at the top of a staircase, and fell down stairs of his own accord.

Sure. Knock yourself out. No, really. Hammer to the head, works every time.” Claire

There are no 'come shoot me' clothes.

I've had a lot of things thrown at me. A lot of coins that had been sharpened, billiard balls, and I had a dart thrown at my back at Burnley. And potatoes with razor blades.

Have you ever seen me knock somebody out and make a big scene? Hell no.

One night, I knocked out Mr. T, kicked Cyndi Lauper, chased Dick Clark back to his locker room, and slapped Little Richard.

All the racial slurs I done heard. All the things I heard about my mom, and my basketball game and my kids, all this. It felt good to punch a fan one time.

I sometimes lose my calm for a moment, but only when I notice that an opponent is deliberately trying to injure me.

Action is a universal language, so everyone understands a punch and a kick.

...In little more than a single century from 1820 to 19450, no less than fifty-nine million human animals were killed in inter-group clashes of one sort or another.... We describe these killings as men behaving "like animals," but if we could find a wild animal that showed signs of acting this way, it would be more precise to describe it as behaving like men.

I don't mean go out and get violent; but at the same time you should never be nonviolent unless you run into some nonviolence. I'm nonviolent with those who are nonviolent with me. But when you drop that violence on me, then you've made me go insane, and I'm not responsible for what I do.

Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

I JUST GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUTTA ME!!!

Whoever, to whatever purpose or extent, initiates the use of force, is a killer acting on the premise of death in a manner wider than murder: the premise of destroying man's capacity to live.

I'm not a bad guy... I'm just good guy that runs over women with his car.

Never throw stones if you think they're going to come back and hit you.

When a ball goes into a net it only means something because we decided it means something. When somebody punches somebody in the face it always means something.

If my good friend Dr. Gasparri says a curse word against my mother, he can expect a punch. It's normal. It's normal.

I'm gonna have to start walking down the street and start hitting people in the head!

When we are struck at without a reason, we should strike back again very hard; I am sure we should - so hard as to teach the person who struck us never to do it again.