Chuck Klosterman Quotes

Star Wars is not entertainment. Star Wars is George Lucas masturbating to a picture of Joseph Campbell and conning billions of people into watching the money shot.

Star Wars is one of a handful of films that changed the zeitgeist forever.

The greatest experience I've ever had in a movie theater was watching "Star Wars." It shaped how I look at the world. My imagination was so small before I went in that theater and there was an explosion in my head. I just couldn't figure out how someone came up with it.

Well, I've liked Star Wars since the late '70s. I liked it a lot.

I don't know that I ever did see Star Wars as any different. I was certainly proud that I did it.

Sitting in the movie theater watching "Star Wars," I've never had an experience with any form of entertainment that was like that. It was almost spiritual. I couldn't believe that someone's mind created that. And, right, it felt like George Lucas had a piano that was playing my emotions, and he could go ahead and do whatever he wanted and make me lean forward if he wanted, or he could make me go oh, or he could make me hide my face.

I shrivel up every time someone mentions Star Wars to me.

I was one of the few people who thought Star Wars was going to work, and I hadn't even seen any special effects.

Star Wars - the movie I saw 12 times as a 17-year-old. The movie that began a cultural and creative universe that now spans generations. For me to be a part of this in The Clone Wars is a dream come true.

I like Star Wars, it's fun and I enjoy doing it. But it's definitely not my life. I'm a bigger movie fan than I am Star Wars fan. I like making movies.

I'm not a fan of Star Wars. That is not for me. That is for my nephews and nieces. I don't get it.

I have always been a HUGE Star Wars fan since I was like 5 years old. Most of us in the writers room at Family Guy were big nerds growing up and could recite almost any scene from Star Wars.

I haven't done the Star Wars kind of films.

The first 'Star Wars' film was enormously important. I grew up right smack-bang in the sweet spot of all of those. It's true cinema magic. It's fair to say that, as a kid, I would have been very happy to be Han Solo, and I would have been happy to have gone out with Princess Leia.

'Star Wars' is just a special story.

I was more of a Star Wars kid, actually. I always thought Star Trek was a lot of talk, and it felt a little self-important. It was hard for me to get into it.

I'm a Star Wars fan from way back, and I love where the stories are going now.

I watched the Star Wars trilogy with some good friends of mine for the first time in a few years, I read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies-one of those first mashup books-and then I went to the Oregon Shakespeare Festival with my family.

I thought it [Star Wars] was too wacky for the general public. Right or wrong this is my movie, this is my decision, and this is my creative vision, and if people don't like it, they don't have to see it.

I grew up with 'Star Wars' and was a massive fan of the original films.

'Star Wars' is a galaxy a long time ago, far, far away. 'Star Wars' is not about our future.

Well, you know, we all grew up as 'Star Wars' fans.

I'm a huge Star Wars fan. I lost my Darth Vader watch.

The first movie I can remember seeing in the theater was 'Return of the Jedi.' I can remember seeing Darth Vader's helmet come off. The shock of that moment.

I was lucky to have been a seven-year-old kid when I saw 'Star Wars.'