Twinkle Khanna Quotes

If a stranger taps you on the ass and says, "How's the little lady today!" you will probably cringe. But if he's an American, he's only being friendly.

From time to time, people pat me on the head. It happens on public transport, in the supermarket, in bars. It's a common enough occurrence that it very rarely takes me completely by surprise.

When you come in the club, people are trying to get your attention, so they pull your hand. It's like, why are you pulling on me?

I have definitely had guys walk up to me, put their arm around me, and when they walk away, my shoulder smells like taco meat.

Women say hello and then put their hands down my trousers. I thought it was my hand they were supposed to shake.

That's not a run in your stocking, it's a hand on your leg.

He's just explaining the situation to her, but he's all over her every chance he gets! Kureno! Touching Tohru!!!

I just want everyone to know I'm suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn't let go.

I feel like girls are always fighting guys off at bars, always. Usually girls don't really have to do anything except be there. And if alcohol is involved, you're gonna get hit on. No matter what.

Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea.

I just never have really been the kind of person that's out in public being inappropriate, I guess. I like to have fun as much as the next person but I tend to do it in private and just hang out with close friends. If I'm going to go out, I'll just do it with my really good friends.

You don't need a rope to pinch a stranger's butt.

He caressed my backside. I had heard that he was famous for his 'admiration' of the ladies, but I didn't expect him to be handling my booty. As handsome as Prince Philip is, I wasn't sure if he was making a pass or just exercising some royal rights to squeeze the foreigners.

My pet peeves are people touching me a lot. Random dudes grabbing me and slapping me across the back. They're not doing it on purpose, but it's like they forget I'm a person. But you can't do anything about it. What are you going to do?

In India, public display of affection is frowned upon.

I was brought up in the East End, and if a man was inappropriate in a bar, you'd throw your drink over him.

If a boy pings a girl's bra it may be unpleasant and annoying, but is it really assault?

Nobody's tried to touch my hair in like, in decades.

Don't bite his face, Eleanor told herself. It's disturbing and needy and never happens in situation comedies or movies that end with big kisses.

When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again!

I would, but I know where that hand's been.

Tommy grabs my waist and swings me around in a circle. I drag my feet because i am opposed to people touching me when I'm not expecting it. Also because it will take more than dancing to cheer me up.

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself

George Moore unexpectedly pinched my behind. I felt rather honored that my behind should have drawn the attention of the great master of English prose.

There's a very fine line between giving someone the Heimlich maneuver and dry-humping a stranger.