Tim Heidecker Quotes

I guess more players lick themselves that are ever licked by an opposing team. The first thing any man has to know is how to handle himself.

You have to take responsibility for how you act. You can't fix everyone.

Girls think that being glamorous means making mistakes and being irresponsible. And that's just not true. The smarter you are, the better prepared you are to make decisions in your life, the more likely you are to lead a satisfying life and be glamorous and fun and anything you want to be.

I think I have a good head on my shoulders.

I want to exude strength and intelligence.

I'm grounded, I can say that. I can say that. I am, and it's great. I don't know where it comes from. But I've always been like that.

I feel proud to be a skater: it's taught me how to be emotional, more connected with myself, more mature, more understanding of my thoughts and the conversations I've had with myself.

I better know how to take care of myself.

I'm not going to dwell on what someone has said if it doesn't affect my life. I think that attitude helps to strengthen my character.

Teach your kids emotional intelligence. Help them become more evolved than you are. Explain that, for instance, not everyone will like them.

Don't let people take you ahead of where you are at.

If you teach a child that appearance doesn't matter, what will be the next thing that child asserts her individuality over? Turning up on time? Turning up at all?

I realised no one else was going to care about me so I started to be nice to myself.

The first lesson of life is to burn our own smoke; that is, not to inflict on outsiders our personal sorrows and petty morbidness, not to keep thinking of ourselves as exceptional cases.

My ego is controlled enough that I don't have to be the focus.

I need to worry about the things that I am in control of.

The reality is that I surround myself with very smart, very strong people - including my ex-wives.

You can never control other people. You can only control yourself. I have definitely learned that.

As novices, we think we're entirely responsible for the way people treat us. I have long since learned that we are responsible only for the way we treat people.

I have an adult emotional life and an editing system inside me which prevents me from being preposterously stupid.

Long-term, we must begin to build our internal strengths. It isn't just skills like computer technology. It's the old-fashioned basics of self-reliance, self-motivation, self-reinforcement, self-discipline, self-command.

I feel like I'm the most well-adjusted character on the show, even though I'm sure the other actors would tell you the same thing about their characters.

Influential people have a profound impact on everyone they encounter. Yet, they achieve this only because they exert so much influence inside, on themselves.

Since I've started fighting it has taught me a lot about self respect, self confidence and self control.

As long as I know my head's in the right place, my feet are on the ground, I think I'll be fine.