Jimmy Kimmel Quotes

I've never been fired in my life.

You can get fired from any job at any time.

I don't even like firing people. I don't think I've ever said, 'You're fired' to anybody.

Actually, the Department of Transport were at one stage going to sack me.

When results aren't good the manager gets the sack, that's the game.

So laying people off is not something I do lightly, it's not something I relish.

I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.

If my results are not good I will lose my job.

But I would defy anyone to go back over the years and tell me anyone whose career I've ruined, anyone whom I've driven out of the service, anyone I've fired from a job.

I knew that everybody could be replaced. Nobody lasts forever. And if you work for somebody, he's certainly got the privilege and the right to fire you.

It's not an easy thing to be let go.

You’ve got two people working for you – Warrick and (Meghan) O’Sullivan – that you need to get rid of.

We need to have some people fired for reasons of public trust.

The last thing I'd ever want to see is another manager being sacked. I certainly don't like the phrase 'sacking season.'

Who wants to get sacked? Not me.

We were cowards when we sacked him.

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people.

A fundamental lesson on being fired: Never lie about it. People will know what you're saying is a cover-up for how you really feel - embarrassed, discouraged, and afraid.

Being fired from a show - being fired in any way, in any instance, any business - is just hard.

Euphemism in the workplace does not end with job descriptions. It reaches a pusillanimous peak at the other end of the work process - in dismissal.

Getting fired is what happens to a manager sooner or later.

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. 'You're fired' is a very strong term.

But generally speaking, people weren't fired, art jobs were very hard to get, so something really calamitous had to happen to a person who was working there in order for you to find a space.

If you've got to get fired, it's really fabulous to get fired with a friend.

It's definitely a tough blow to your morale to get fired.