Mark Twain Quotes

In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

One of the brightest gems in the New England weather is the dazzling uncertainty of it.

The sun was warm but the wind was chill. You know how it is with an April day. When the sun is out and the wind is still, You're one month on in the middle of May. But if you so much as dare to speak, a cloud come over the sunlit arch, And wind comes off a frozen peak, And you're two months back in the middle of March.

I do hope that our spring will be starting shortly and we will all be able to enjoy some sunshine again.

When you play in New England you have cold weather, hot weather, windy weather, or snow.

Can you name a state in the United States that doesn't get some interesting weather every now and then? No!

The sun was warm but the wind was chill. You know how it is with an April day.

Nobody can tell about this California climate. One minit its hot and the next minit its cold, so a person never knows what to hock.

If you don't like the weather in Oklahoma, wait a minute and it'll change.

the English, although partakers in the most variable and quixotic climate in the world, never become used to its vagaries, but comment upon them with shock and resentment as if all their lives had been spent in the predictable monsoon.

Spring starts in January in the Ozarks, lurches on in a complicated way, with spurts and setbacks, until May. Then, early in May, there is a cold spell known as blackberry winter because it comes when blackberries bloom. It is a worrisome week for anyone who farms.

Our weather patterns are mercurial. What you must remember about Great Britain is we have a uniquely temperate climate not shared by any other country in Europe. We can grow plants from every country in the world. The result is 90% of the plants in our gardens are from other parts of the world.

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.

Spring never is spring unless it comes too soon.

Warm air holds more water vapor than cold, and so the atmosphere is about 4% wetter than it was 40 years ago. This loads the dice for flood and drought, and we're seeing both in stunning abundance.

... the spring, the summer, The chilling autumn, angry winter, change Their wonted liveries; and the mazed world By their increase, now knows not which is which.

Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter.

There is that unpredictability of the seasons that I enjoy. I like the threat of a tornado. I like the threat of four feet of snow.

You ought to know that October is the first Spring month.

It doesn't rain every day. Just every other day.

Why is it that showers and even storms seem to come by chance, so that many people think it quite natural to pray for rain or fine weather, though they would consider it ridiculous to ask for an eclipse by prayer.