Rex Chapman Quotes

Instagram what you think is funny and exciting and try not to include any animal abuse!

'Scary Movie' is very broad, and the reality is extreme.

When you buy my books, you kind of know what you're in for. It's kind of self-selecting. If you have a delicate sensibility, and you're easily grossed out, you probably will never read one of my books.

Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we would just never even dream of making anywhere else. Just sick, horrible stuff. That wasn't anything new to college.

I love John Waters. There's stuff in it that's beyond the boundaries of my taste, but his movies have always been like that.

I've never understood the use of vulgar language, but the definition of 'risque' is open to interpretation. I suppose I did many things in my shows that could be considered risque... at the time... right up until my 90s.

I like work that pushes the barrier of bad taste.

My audience expects me to push the limits, to be politically incorrect. I do that because for me, that's the only place where the fun is, when I get to push the boundaries and make people laugh at things that they probably didn't want to laugh at.

I love saying terrible things. Things that I think are terrible and I've gotten in to trouble in the past - just hearing it come out of my mouth or seeing it typed and seeing it out there - something terrible that in real life isn't funny.

I started out poking fun at this YouTube thing.

The key to gallows humor is to make the joke, no matter how certain the gallows is.

I didn't get into comedy to talk about violent death all the time.

In my own works I am an obsessionist. Though I write humorous music too, much of it has been obsessed by death and the tragic.

People naturally want to retweet and engage on super funny videos and memes.

I think comedy in the last 5-7 years is as good as it's ever been in America. I like it when people push it. You go through periods where people did not push the envelope. The more you push it, the funnier you get.

If I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, 'Kurt is up in heaven now.' That's my favorite joke.

People often ask me what happened to my first husband? And I say, I killed him.

I'm a comedian. I make comic films and there are certain ideas that occur to me that are comic, with heavy, serious undertones. There are some ideas that are more frivolous to me. The next idea that could occur to me could be comedy about death and famine or something.

There's a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. That's ridiculous. I don't need someone to change my status when I die. I need them to water my Farmville crops.

Hang onto your sense of humor. I picture my obituary : The sexiest man alive is now dead.

A dirty joke is not, of course, a serious attack on morality, but it is a sort of mental rebellion, a momentary wish that things were otherwise.

Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again. "So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking.

God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.

When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'

People ask me a lot like, "Hey, so when are you done with your tour?" Like when I die. That's when I'm done with my tour.