Henry Adams Quotes

… a jackass in the original package. He is a poor drunken imbecile.

I have Kanye's ego to some extent.

The biggest turn-off for me is people who think the world of themselves. Arrogance is not a sexy quality, and it really gets on my nerves.

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

Clearly I've got an ego.

Mastery passes often for egotism.

Don't be humble... you're not that great.

No poet or orator has ever existed who believed there was any better than himself.

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.

Any time you talk about your own stuff you sound self-aggrandising.

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

I now know all the people worth knowing in America, and I find no intellect comparable to my own.

I can't stand when people say, 'Don't hate me because I'm beautiful'. OK, how about I hate you because you said that.

I'm the best and I'll thank you to remember that.

I own and operate a ferocious ego.

I said I was 'The Greatest,' I never said I was the smartest!

All the women want to be with me, all the men want to be like me.

As far as big egos, there are definitely guys out there that just think God only knows what about themselves.

If merely 'feeling good' could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience.

I guess I have a little bit of an ego. I'm confidently cocky, you might say.

And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine.

I have been vain since birth.

The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward.