Lee Mack Quotes

Rod has such a wicked sense of humour. I loved him very much.

I always had an oddball sense of humour.

Loud laughter is the mirth of the mob, who are only pleased with silly things; for true Wit or good Sense never excited a laugh since the creation of the world. A man of parts and fashion is therefore often seen to smile, but never heard to laugh.

A saleslady holds up an ugly dress and says, 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

One of the most important things about fashion is to dress as well as you can, look as attractive as you can, and at the same time be comfortable with yourself. Be easy about your clothes; forget about them.

Now get some clothes on before the women around here are driven into a frenzy." He gave me a mournful look. "I'm afraid that'll happen with or without clothes, my dear.

I'd always loved radio. I loved Bob And Ray. I loved Stan Freberg.

Cultivate a sense of humour. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good.

My sense of stand up comedy would be so esoteric.

Taste and style is beyond clothes. It's in food; it's in quality. Working out, healthy bodies, organic food-they're all part of the same thing.

I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman.

No man with a sense of humor ever founded a religion.

I only wear clothes because I can't walk around with nothing on, but they started calling me a fashionista.

First of all, Jericho...Liberace called and said he wants his pajamas back!

Grandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. "I gotta get me a pair if those," she said, eyeballing my shorts. "I've still got pretty good legs, you know." She raised her skirt and looked down at her knees. "What do you think? You think I'd look good in them biker things?" Grandma Mazur had knees like doorknobs.

Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.

I'll get laughs in the places I don't want them and that makes me realize the direction I want to go in. I don't mean to get too deep into comedy here.

The best comedy is always played straight down the middle.

If you want my views of history, there's something you should know. The three men I admire the most are Curly, Larry, and Mo.

I've always had my voice as a comic. I was never that into politics, or prop comedy.

What goes up must come down, which is why I don't wear tube tops.

River Song: Right, I have questions. But number one is this: what in the name of sanity have you got on your head? The Doctor: It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

I thought about the nice clothes that I always wore. Well of course I did. I took pride in being the best dressed monster in Dade County.

There aren't many pratfalls in comedy anymore.