David Sedaris Quotes

Hate, emotionalism, and frustration are not policies.

It belongs to human nature to hate those you have injured.

Hate, not hat, is in the ring.

Kill All Foreigners in 3 Months.

Kill the Foreign Devil! Kill! Kill! Kill!

Hatred is a transformative power. It can make the innocuous into the menacing.

Hatred will only breed hatred.

I'm sick of all the hate and anger and stuff like that going on.

I like to think I'm helping them by hating them. I'm reminding them that they aren't God's gift to humankind.

If somebody told me I only had an hour to live, I'd spend it choking a white man. I'd do it nice and slow.

Hate is a cancer that spreads one cell at a time.

It is a principle of human nature to hate those whom we have injured.

Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated.

He was one of those guys that think they're being a pansy if they don't break around forty of your fingers when they shake hands with you. God I hate that stuff.

It is through madness that we hate an enemy, and think of revenging ourselves; and it is through indolence that we are appeased, and do not revenge ourselves.

I wanna bite the hand that feeds me. I wanna bite that hand so badly. I want to make them wish they'd never seen me.

I think the most "passionate" I get about actual humans are the ones I want to kill.

I think that hate is a feeling that can only exist where there is no understanding.

If you could kick the posterior of the person who has hurt you the most, ...you wouldn't be able to sit down for six weeks.

But we are what we are, and humans will always hate.

Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.

I wish you would thrash him. He deserves it." She looked back at him. "I will one day, sir. I'm getting tired of falling down.

I will be treble-sinewed, hearted, breathed, And fight maliciously; for when mine hours Were nice and lucky, men did ransom lives Of me for jests; but now I'll set my teeth And send to darkness all that stop me.

Hate is a disease, and in 1930 I became sick with hatred.

Don't think for one min that I haven't been taking mental notes of everyone taking shots at me this summer. And I mean everyone!