Karren Brady Quotes

Being a developmental psychologist didn't make me any better at dealing with my own children, no. I muddled through, and, believe me, fretted and worried with the best of them.

I'll never get sick of raising my children, but other people might get sick of them.

I sadly want a reform in the construction of children. Nature's only idea seems to be to make them machines for the production of incessant noise.

Raising a child is like taking care of someone who's on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad.

Fathers like to have children good-natured, well-behaved, and comfortable, but how to put them in that desirable condition is out of their philosophy.

My children, twins who are three years old, they're awful creatures right now.

Parenting is an impossible job at any age.

I have my own grown-up versions of temper tantrums, too. I have a hard time not getting hurt when my kids have meltdowns.

Having a two-year-old is very hard. I feel like I'm in a relationship with an emotionally unstable woman who is also physically abusive and never gets in trouble for it.

Children, when they are little, they make parents fools; when great, mad.

Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does, right?

The day your child says she hates you, and every child will go through the phase, it kicks like a foot in the stomach.

Children are f - king crazy. They're also suicidal.

(About parenting:) ... all that tedium, broken up by little spurts of high drama.

bringing up children was]like living with a bunch of drunks...you really have to be on your toes all the time.

Parenting is a constant struggle between making your kids life better and ruining your own.

Raising children is the hardest job that there is on the face of the Earth.

Good parents have children who do terrible things and vice-versa.

If you don't believe in the innate unreasonableness of human beings, just try raising children.

They [Mark and Jay Duplass] both have young kids and talk about parenting all the time. So they get it. So they knew that it was a very delicate time and they knew that it was a lot. All it did was make me want to protect them from - and protect production from - any kind of burden.

There are so many common occurrences in raising children that people just can't seem to figure out.

Anyone who has brought up children knows that consistency has absolutely nothing to do with discipline.

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.

Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

Rearing a family is probably the most difficult job in the world. It resembles two business firms merging their respective resources to make a single product. All the potential headaches of that operation are present when an adult male and an adult female join to steer a child from infancy to adulthood.