Malcolm Muggeridge Quotes

It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming.

I wish," I said. "I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra.

men demand everything and are not satisfied until sex blinds them into thinking they have got it.

A woman waits for me, she contains all, nothing is lacking, Yet all were lacking if sex were lacking, or if the moisture of the right man were lacking.

Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.

It's so much better to desire than to have.

Happiness is the longing for repetition.

I never was deeply interested in any object; I never prayed sincerely and earnestly for anything, but it came at some time - no matter how distant, in some way, in some shape, probably the last I should have devised, it came. And yet, I have always had so little faith. God forgive me.

Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.

Behavioral psychologists have observed that wanting something has a much stronger emotional impact than the pleasure that comes once you have it, or the memory of having had it.

I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.

I don't know what's better gettin' laid or gettin' paid.

I always liked church. I was one of those kids who was desperate for the statue of Mary to talk to me, which is a very egotistical approach to your faith. I just wanted somebody to pay attention to me.

If you desire something, you don't have it. It is more interesting than enjoyment, because enjoyment erases the mysteries and the vision of desire. Desire opens up possibilities but never achieves anything, whereas enjoyment is just the brutal achievement of something - and after that, it's done.

It's so much better to desire than to have.... The moment of desire, when you know something is going to happen - that's the most exalting.

Memory is satisfied desire.

To hope for Paradise is to live in Paradise, a very different thing from actually getting there.

Sensuality, wanting a religion, invented Love.

Satisfaction, even after one has dined well, is not so interesting and eager a feeling as hunger.

There is no fulfillment that is not made sweeter for the prolonging of desire

After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but is often true.

Someone told me you start liking sex when you hit 30--but we'll see.

The body is there because the mind seeks desires through the body; desires cannot be fulfilled without the body. You can be completely fulfilled without the body, but desires cannot be fulfilled without the body. Desire needs the body; the body is the vehicle of desire. That's why possession happens. You have heard, you must have heard, many stories about a ghost possessing somebody else. Why is a ghost so interested in possessing somebody else? It is because of desires. Desires cannot be fulfilled without a body, so he enters somebody's body to fulfill his desires.

Desire is happiness: satisfaction as happiness is merely the ultimate moment of desire. To be wish and wish alone is happiness, and a new wish over and over again.