Judge Reinhold Quotes

If the Lord should bring a wicked man to heaven, heaven would be hell to him; for he who loves not grace upon earth will never love it in heaven.

I was raised with fear of God, guilt over Jesus, and terror of the Devil.

I discipline churchgoers with godly lessons and sharp words if they do not change their ways. My goal is to open their hearts so that they seek forgiveness.

It is a common assumption that a person's good works will get them into Heaven.

I think I'll be going to Heaven, because I had good intentions. But my actions are another thing.

We always keep God waiting while we admit more importunate suitors.

God will never reject you. Whether you accept Him is your decision.

It is not because angels are holier than men or devils that makes them angels, but because they do not expect holiness from one another, but from God only.

I sincerely believe I could have wounded up in a lot of trouble if I had not been taught as a boy to fear Hell, and to believe that certain wicked acts could lead me to damnation.

Being raised Catholic myself, I think people who are Catholic tend to carry a lot of guilt. It's almost a joke.

I was told I had an overabundance of original sin.

If you do not accuse each other, God will not accuse you. If you have no accuser you will enter heaven. What many people call sin is not sin; I do many things to break down superstition, and I will break it down.

I think I have serious latent Catholic guilt issues.

It's a great responsibility before God, the judge who guides us, who draws us to truth and good, and in this sense the church must unmask evil, rendering present the goodness of God, rendering present his truth, the truly infinite for which we are thirsty.

You don't see many people crying over the wrong they do to God every time His word is neglected or when one willfully sins.

The proclamation of the saving love of God comes before moral and religious imperatives. Today sometimes it seems that the opposite order is prevailing.

If only I wasn't an atheist, I could get away with anything.

God may not accept a person to forgive him his sins, without an atonement, else he must give free license to sin both in angels and men, and then sin were no sin, and our God were no God.

Allah does not hear the prayer of disbelievers.

The mere acknowledgment that 'God is watching' can act as a trap, fueling bad behavior, corruption, and guilt, all remedied by God's forgiveness. No personal responsibility is needed - someone on the outside sees whatever we're doing and makes it all OK.

I'm accountable to my God, and I haven't done anything I'm embarrassed of.

I was about to be a preacher, but I was a sinner.

Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.

Truth is, I'm a good Catholic girl. The faith has always been elusive, but the guilt is intractable.

Please clean your plate dear, the Lord above can see ya. Don't you know people are starving in Korea.