Urijah Faber Quotes

Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, "You can't cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump!

My opinion is that he's a swindler and you're a sucker.

Cheating on a quiz show? That's sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip.

But human nature dictates that there will always be cheaters. That's inevitable. Where there's money involved and glory, there are going to be people that cheat, and there will always be ways to cheat.

Since you knew they was goin' to cheat you anyway, I recorded under any name with all of 'em.

They lied, they cheated, they stole, they had the power to do it and they did.

There should be no tolerance for cheaters, especially in fighting.

I don't like talking about cheaters.

Some people cheat because they want to, because they can, because it gives them a thrill, or because they just can't do long-term relationships.

Everyone cheats.

Any game looks straight if everyone is being cheated at once.

Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.

Fraud is the ready minister of injustice.

Become good at cheating and you never need to become good at anything else.

Commerce is the school of cheating.

The world loves to be deceived.

Every swindle is driven by a desire for easy money; it's the one thing the swindler and the swindled have in common.

Cheating in school is a form of self-deception. We go to school to learn. We cheat ourselves when we coast on the efforts and scholarship of someone else.

I am in no mood to be deceived any longer by the crafty devil and false character whose greatest pleasure is to take advantage of everyone.

The biggest scandal I was ever involved in was - in high school, at a basketball game, I shot and scored for the other team.

Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, that don't have brains enough to be honest.

Dishonesty is so grasping it would deceive God himself, were it possible.

The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

I lie, I cheat, and I steal.