Ally Carter Quotes

Sometimes the world seems like a big hole. You spend all your life shouting down it and all you hear are echoes of some idiot yelling nonsense down a hole.

I am like Howard Beale. When he came out of the rain and he was like, none of this makes any sense. I am that guy.

Please don't ask me for the actual answer to anything, because I don't have it. Because all I do is look at stuff and ask questions. What can I say? I just think the world's barking mad. Look, I'm not an expert. I'm just an ordinary person.

I look in the mirror every morning, okay. What is going on here? You know, I just say, 'Look, it's sheer insanity.'

This is madness with no end in sight.

I get stoned, I can't get home, I'm calling long distance on a public saxophone. My head is achin', my back is breakin', feel I got run over by Captain Coconut and his dog named Rover.

The earth is a great piece of stupidity.

What in the world are you thinking?” She sounded pretty flustered. “I try not to think,” Leo admitted. “It interferes with being nuts. Just concentrate on moving that Celestial bronze. Echo, you ready?

And then she had to fill out so many forms she forgot why she had come and what she had left behind.

When you get to mixing sex and religion, it will make anybody crazy.

It's like trying to train an ADD cat in a mouse factory.

The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip.

I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

The logic of a madman is a sane man's confusion.

Work, the what's-its-name of the thingummy and the thing-um-a-bob of the what d'you-call-it.

Madness will push you anywhere it wants. It never tells you where you're going, or why. It tells you it doesn't matter. It persuades you. It dangles something sparkly before you, shimmering like that water patch on the road up ahead. You will drive until you find it, the treasure, the thing you most desire. You will never find it. Madness may mock you so long you will die of the search. Or it will tire of you, turn its back, oblivious as you go flying. The car is beside you, smoking, belly-up, still spinning its wheels.

Now, I meant to talk about something else earlier on, and I've forgotten what it was. I've remembered what it is again, but I've also forgotten. And that's really what adult life is like most of the time.

The man of genius, like a dog with a bone, or the slave who has swallowed a diamond, or a patient with the gravel, sits afar and retired, off the road, hangs out no sign of refreshment for man and beast, but says, by all possible hints and signs, I wish to be alone,--good-by,--fare-well. But the Landlord can afford to live without privacy.

Tumbling into a dark, Lewis Carroll labyrinth of filth, pursuing a white rabbit of smut!

To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.

When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

By tomorrow at this time, I think you're going to have a much better idea of what crazy is. -- Ev Hillman

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am.

But each time you use spirit, you're more likely to go crazy.” “Already crazy about you, Sage.