Robert Pattinson Quotes

I like whiskey and I like vodka, too. And beer.

I realized in myself, look, I'm a small guy. I'm never going to be 250 pounds - I'm never going to be 6'5'' - but I can get as jacked and as lean as humanly possible.

Not too big on alcohol, but if I had to chose; I like Ciroc.

I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert

I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic.

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

I know I looked skinnier in The House Bunny, but thanks to my diet of beer and doughnuts, I'm back to my fightin' weight!'

I like a good beer buzz early in the morning.

There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.

For their own good, vegetarians should never be allowed near fine beers and ales. It will only make them loud and belligerent, and they lack the physical strength and aggressive nature to back up any drunken assertions.

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

I turned Hamlet down because it was going to take up too much of my drinking time.

Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments.

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.

I always felt like a successful actor when I got a job.

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.

[My] worst habit: Drinking too much Budweiser when I get angry.

I arrived in Hollywood twenty pounds overweight and as strong as an ox. But if I put on a white tails and tux like Fred Astaire, I still looked like a truck driver.

I usually need a can of beer to prime me.

You can't have a Russian household without vodka. It's just something to wash everything down with. I can't remember a time when I didn't drink vodka, either in Russia or here. I don't think there's ever a wrong time to start drinking it. My ancestors drank it, and if I ever have any children, they'll be drinking it.

The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.

I drink no cider, but feast on Philadelphia beer.

I was relatively buff (before 'Avatar'), because I was working in a tanktop half the time on stage, anyway, but I just went kind of into hyperdrive after that and really worked to beat that old body into shape, to get that carcass where...I didn't want to be looking at it and see anything hanging where it shouldn't be hanging.